Ha Ha's from Heidi, a 5th grader in Mr. Peterson's class....

Whom do birds marry?
Their Tweet Hearts.

What did one eye say to the other?
Just between you and me there's something that smells.

What happened when the vampire met a beautiful woman?
It was love at first bite!

How can you change a piece of chocolate into a vegetable?
You toss it into the air and it comes down squash.

A story from Samantha, 6th grader in Mrs. Seever's class...

Skipper was always bragging to his classmates that he knew everyone
in the United States. The teacher found this very annoying, and talked to the principal about it. The principal replied,"I have some extra money, take Skipper first to Hollywood, then to Washington D.C. If he doesn't know anyone in Hollywood, come back to school."

The teacher thought this was a great idea, and immediately took the principal up on his offer. She told Skipper, and off they flew to Hollywood. Once in Hollywood, Skipper knocked on every star's door, and was greeted with a friendly hello, and an offer to stay, drink coffee, and watch the latest movie they starred in, which Skipper
politely refused. The teacher collects autographs from each of the stars, to prove to the principle that Skipper was right. Very suprised, the teacher tells Skipper that the next destination is Washington D.C, to visit the president. Off they fly to the White House.

Upon ariving at the White House, Skipper says to the teacher, " I don't know where the president is, but I know all the guards, so let me go find him, then I will appear with him in front of the tour
group."

A few minutes later, Skipper appears in front of the tour group, along side the President of the United States. Inside the tour group, there
is a commotion. Skipper rushes in, and discovers the teacher has had a heart attack. Skipper asks, "What happened? Are you all right?"

The teacher replies, " We were all standing there, and the guy next to me says, 'Who's that standing there with Skipper, one of his body
guards or something?'"